Category: Just For Laughs
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There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————————————————- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at…
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I told my Mamma – Pappa that I want a Blackberry or Apple… They replied: Chali ka season hai beta, Challi Khao
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Gf – McDonald chalen? Bf – Spelling bol fir hi jayenge! Gf – Ek kaam krte hain KFC chalte hain Bf – Chal KFC ki full form bta fir chalte hain! Gf – Rehn de kutya tu kulcha hi khwade
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The best way to make permanent place in someone’s heart and mind is:- Borrow MONEY from them.
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Army training k dauran ek officer ne Santa se poocha – “Ye hath mein kya hai?” Santa – “Sir ye bandookh hai!” Officer – “Ye bandookh nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, Tumhari Maa hai Maa!” Then officer to another Sipahi (Banta) Officer – “Tumhare hath mein ye kya hai?” Banta – “Sir, ye Santa…
Manhardeep Singh 