Army training k dauran ek officer ne Santa se poocha – “Ye hath mein kya hai?”
Santa – “Sir ye bandookh hai!”
Officer – “Ye bandookh nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, Tumhari Maa hai Maa!”
Then officer to another Sipahi (Banta)
Officer – “Tumhare hath mein ye kya hai?”
Banta – “Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai or humari aunty hai aunty!”