A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and says “Hey barkeep. Got any grapes?” The bartender says “No.” The duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back into the bar, sits down and asks the bartender, “Hey barkeep, got any grapes?” Angered by the duck the bartender walks over to the duck and […]
There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————————————————- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at […]
I told my Mamma – Pappa that I want a Blackberry or Apple… They replied: Chali ka season hai beta, Challi Khao
Gf – McDonald chalen? Bf – Spelling bol fir hi jayenge! Gf – Ek kaam krte hain KFC chalte hain Bf – Chal KFC ki full form bta fir chalte hain! Gf – Rehn de kutya tu kulcha hi khwade
She said to me: “I LOVE YOU” I said “Oh my God!!! What a coincidence… I love myself too… ”
The best way to make permanent place in someone’s heart and mind is:- Borrow MONEY from them.
Army training k dauran ek officer ne Santa se poocha – “Ye hath mein kya hai?” Santa – “Sir ye bandookh hai!” Officer – “Ye bandookh nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, Tumhari Maa hai Maa!” Then officer to another Sipahi (Banta) Officer – “Tumhare hath mein ye kya hai?” Banta – “Sir, ye Santa […]